Did you know making obscene gestures towards a horse is a federal offense? How about selling Swiss cheese without holes? Selling llama poop? Feeding a pig trash that hasn’t been cooked by a license garbage cook?

These and so many other laws are on the books and they’re absolutely ridiculous. Some estimates put the current legal code at somewhere around 300,000 laws. That’s a far from from what was essentially three federal crimes at our nation’s founding.

In a new book called, How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender, criminal defense attorney Mike Chase breaks down the craziest federal laws currently being held over us. His Twitter account is both hilarious and infuriating.

A book's dedication page is a great place to give credit where credit is due. Here's the dedication from How To Become a Federal Criminal, which comes out Tuesday and is available at https://t.co/97E1Bcc4TF pic.twitter.com/7yWz6FXlKl

— A Crime a Day (@CrimeADay) May 29, 2019

This video interview by Reason lets Chase explain why the sheer size and total silliness of the current code is a problem. You may be breaking a federal law without even knowing about it.

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In April, 2018, the Presidents of the United States and France dug a hole together on the White House lawn to plant an oak tree. It was from the Belleau Wood north-east of Paris where 1,811 Americans died in June 1918 while fighting in WWI.  The tree was supposed to symbolize the strong relationship between America and France and act as a reminder of the importance of our alliance.

But relationships between the two Presidents have been deteriorating as Emmanuel Macron’s staunch adherence to globalism has clashed with President Trump’s belief in nationalism.

Just as the relationship has soured, so too has the tree. It has been confirmed as dying in quarantine.

😂😂😂 if this isn't a metaphor I don't know what is!https://t.co/H6syJKjOIc

— Jamie Schler (@lifesafeast) June 10, 2019

After the planting in front of their wives and the press, the tree was uprooted and placed in quarantine as required by law. It never made it out of quarantine, just as the relationship between the far-left Macron and the populist conservative Trump has never been positive. They first clashed over the Paris Climate Accords, which President Trump backed out of shortly after moving into the White House. From there, the two leaders have headed in opposite directions. Macron, who was considered to be a centrist during his campaign before demonstrating this radical progressive traits once in power, has seen his nation falling apart at the seems with daily protests flooding the streets of Paris and other cities. Meanwhile, the President is enjoying strong polling numbers and an incredible economy in the United States.

Was the tree’s death a harbinger of the floundering relationship between France and America? Perhaps. As long as Macron retains his globalist credentials, it’s hard to imagine him relating to President Trump at all.

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Okay, so I may be behind on the times. Maybe the masses all knew actor Randy Quaid has been doing dramatic readings of many of President Trump’s Tweets for months. But I didn’t. I had to read a Tweet from a colleague to become aware of this awesomeness.

Bette Midler Got Caught! pic.twitter.com/beihDxGdB8

— Randy Quaid (@RandyRRQuaid) June 5, 2019

Call him what you will. A conspiracy theorist? Yes. A mentally unstable man? Perhaps. But what few can deny is that he’s all in for making America great again. He may even give the President a run for his money in how much he hates the fake news media. Reading through his non-performance Tweets, it’s clear he despises mainstream media and wants legal repercussions to be easier to attain, much like the President.

We can debate the implications to the 1st Amendment and a free press at a different time. For now, I’m just excited to have found and followed this amazing Twitter account.

Randy Quaid is many things to many people. He’s also very little to most people. But he’s pretty darn great when it comes to reading the President’s Tweets aloud, so there’s that.

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