Lil Nas X Claims He’s Entering His “Christian Era,” but No Matter How Many Times I Watch His New Video I Still Can’t Believe It’s Not Satire
I'm terribly sorry, but before we get into Lil Nas X's new "Christian era," I must show you a few...
A Babylon Bee Headline About Disney’s Depravity Had to Be Fact-Checked on X Because “The Article Is Believable”
Sometimes you get a wake-up call and realize that the world is, in fact, beyond parody. This Babylon Bee article...
Former CIA Director Michael Hayden Says There’s No Difference Between These Two Pictures
Our "favorite" former CIA leader is back in the news for his radical, unhinged takes. General Michael Hayden, who used...
Poll: 60% Of Americans Are Living Paycheck to Paycheck as We Approach Christmas Season. Best Economy Ever, Jack!
Guys, we aren't in a recession, the economy is better than ever, and Biden has lowered prices and created more...
For Those Who Think We’re Exaggerating This “Satanic Abortion” Stuff, Please Listen to This Witch Explain Her Spells That Take Power From the “Life That Has Been Conceived”
We aren't being witty or clickbaity when we say abortion is demonic. It's literally demonic. Most Americans don't think of...
House Committee Says Border Crisis Costs Us Nearly Half a Trillion Yearly. Npr Once Said $11 Billion for a Wall Was Too Much.
Wanna get your blood boiling about the border crisis? Here ya go: We are spending $451 BILLION every year on...
This Redemption Story of a Former “Democratic Socialist for Bernie” Might Be the Best Thing You Read All Week
Pastor Michael Clary posted this on his X account and I just had to share it with y'all. X Post...
Air Force Base Purportedly Tells Members to Steer Clear of Conservative Event, Warns Participating With Such Groups “Could Jeopardize Their Continued Service in the US Military”
I wish this were a joke, but it's not. The leadership of an Air Force base in North Dakota issued...
January 6th Tapes Released
Here you go, you guys. After McCarthy promised but failed to do it, House Speaker Mike Johnson has — all...
Biden’s Meeting With President Xi Is Going About as Well as We Expected
Here's two minutes of Biden looking at a piece of paper instead of looking the hawkish dictator he's addressing in...