No matter how big the federal budget is, the amount being spent always seems to be less than the government claims it needs but exponentially more than it can actually afford. Which means it’s exponentially more than we, the taxpayers, can afford. But at least that money is being spent on important things. Things we need. Things that improve our quality of life. Things like… snipping cat brain stems and making them walk on treadmills.
Man, I can already feel my quality of life improving!
No matter how much of my money the government takes from me, no matter how much companies have to raise their prices to make up for the money the government takes from them, I never get angry. I never get angry because I know that these are necessary sacrifices for the common good of my fellow Americans. I mean, how else is the government supposed to fund a study to measure how hot dog buttholes after a summertime walk?
Crippled cats and hot buttholes are just two of several extremely important things the government has spent $900,000,000,000 on, according to Rand Paul’s annual Festivus Report.
The 2023 #Festivus Waste Report is officially out! This year we found $900,000,000,000 worth of waste to air some serious grievances over. https://t.co/LyJSnwxVaa
— Senator Rand Paul (@SenRandPaul) December 22, 2023
I don’t know what I’m happier to have sacrificed my money for, the transgender monkeys or the collective chunk of money larger than the GDP of most nations that the federal government spent on accident.
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WASTE?
IT IS IN THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS.
The Government Publishing office should be closed and demolished. The waste at that one entity that unbeknownst to the rest of the world is ran by the Washington post goons is all about cash awards , bonuses and creating high paying jobs that aren’t even useful to the tax payer .
The Paul family are a bunch of libertarian clowns who blow hot air and never achieve anything of value. Eventually the collectivist leftist maniacs will lock up and destroy the libertarian buffoon crowd. Libertarian people are self centered juvenile fools who are distracting the people with nonsense in a very dangerous time.
Ron and Rand Paul are a couple cuckold clown jokers. These two fucking fools together don’t equal one working brain. Can’t wait till the lefties murder these two retarded pieces of shit.