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If you were among the many fans that pooh-poohed this year’s NFL finale, you were certainly not alone, and for good reason.
Before the game even started, the ominous grumblings of many upset fans could already be heard, and there was a foul smell in the air. In an odd ruling prior to the opening kick off, officials declared that the National Anthem was down by contact, noting that on further review several players’ knees had already touched the ground.
Then, in an anti-diarrhetic effort, the most popular president ever appeared on the Jumbotron with a message mandating that people take measures to protect heir health, but this only served to further turn the stomachs of spectators as they booed him incessantly.
Finally, things got moving, and fans sat down to spend a few less-than-enjoyable hours of passing and runs. While the teams took turns moving the ball, the unpalatable, virtue-signaling commercials served to move the bowels of many onlookers. Droves of sickened fans hurriedly exited local bars at half-time, leaving their abandoned stools strewn across the floor for hapless bartenders to deal with.
By the time it was over stadium goers could be seen emotionally tearing up – the ridiculous and creepy cardboard cutouts, that is. And in yet another strange twist, legendary quarterback Tom Brady was called for a face mask infraction and unsportsmanlike conduct, even though the game had already concluded hours earlier.
Because of the gut-wrenching and nauseatingly political nature of this year’s event, nobody really expected this Super Bowl to have much of a chance for success. In a manner of speaking, it was a turd and long situation, and thus it was inevitable that this NFL debacle would also be accompanied by a massive tank. For those unfortunate enough to have experienced it, it will undoubtedly be difficult to wipe away the fetid images of this year’s affair. A putrid stench is sure to linger for some time, as the NFL has turned off virtually every fan, and the stains left on this Bowl, indicative of it’s foul and disgusting nature, will require a lot of scrubbing to clean up if the NFL wants to salvage a reputation that is swirling rapidly down the drain.
COVID-19 lockdowns are taking down an independent news outlet
Nobody said running a media site would be easy. We could use some help keeping this site afloat.
Colleagues have called me the worst fundraiser ever. My skills are squarely rooted on the journalistic side of running a news outlet. Paying the bills has never been my forte, but we’ve survived. We have ads on the site that help, but since the site’s inception this has been a labor of love that otherwise doesn’t bring in the level of revenue necessary to justify it.
When I left a nice, corporate career in 2017, I did so knowing I wouldn’t make nearly as much money. But what we do at NOQ Report to deliver the truth and fight the progressive mainstream media narrative that has plagued this nation is too important for me to sacrifice it for the sake of wealth. We know we’ll never make a ton of money this way, and we’re okay with that.
Things have become harder with the coronavirus lockdowns. Both ad money and donations that have kept us afloat for a while have dropped dramatically. We thought we could weather the storm, but the resurgence of lockdowns that mainstream media and Democrats are pushing has put our prospects in jeopardy. In short, we are now in desperate need of financial assistance.
The best way NOQ Report readers can help is to donate. Our Giving Fuel page makes it easy to donate one-time or monthly. Alternatively, you can donate through PayPal as well. We need approximately $17,300 to stay afloat through March when we hope the economy will be more open, but more would be wonderful and any amount that brings us closer to our goal is greatly appreciated.
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The second way to help is to become a partner. We’ve strongly considered seeking angel investors in the past but because we were paying the bills, it didn’t seem necessary. Now, we’re struggling to pay the bills. This shouldn’t be the case as our traffic the last year has been going up dramatically. June, 2018, we had 11,678 visitors. A year later in June, 2019, we were up to 116,194. In June, 2020, we had 614,192. In November, 2020, we hit 1.2 million visitors.
We’re heading in the right direction and we believe we’re ready talk to patriotic investors who want to not only “get in on the action” but more importantly who want to help America hear the truth. Interested investors should contact me directly with the contact button above.
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