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COVInsanity: King County Public Health advocates use of shower curtain ‘glory holes’ for safer sex

In the future, we'll (hopefully) realize that much of the scare over a disease with over a 99.5% recovery rate was intended to depersonalize our lives and separate us from each other.

by Lorie Wimble
December 7, 2020
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COVInsanity King County Public Health advocates use of shower curtain glory holes for safer sex

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Authoritarian government officials have used the COVID-19 pandemic as a way to increase their control over the populace. Part of that includes removing as much personal engagement as possible. Simple gestures like handshakes are anathema in most of America now, and hugging is out of the question. But the most personal physical experience we can have with another person—sex—has been largely danced around until recently.

Leave it to Seattle-based King County Public Health Department to “go there.” On their Instagram page, a recently resurfaced post recommended the use of “glory holes” for sex. They even encouraged a “proper” method of doing it by cutting a hole in a shower curtain.

As Seattle journalist Brandi Kruse noted on Twitter, they even mentioned Lowe’s Home Improvement as a good place to buy the improvised sexual safety device.

😳Just heard @dorimonson talk about this. Back in October @KCPubHealth posted a video on its official Insta advocating for people to try “glory holes” as a safer way to have sex during #COVID-19, suggesting a shower curtain from @Lowe’s would do the trick: https://t.co/38ZyT2ckAU pic.twitter.com/6waWRVBszH

— Brandi Kruse (@BrandiKruse) December 7, 2020

Despite a flood of information and studies demonstrating both the amplified effects of COVID-19 (where’s the flu?) as well as the inefficacy of coronavirus safety measures (see the Danish study), many lawmakers are pushing more draconian measures to prolong lockdowns and accentuate coronavirus terror. In California, Governor Gavin Newsom has gone so far as to set a lockdown threshold that was impossible to avoid.

As society becomes more polarized and paralyzed by multiple major events happening at once, we need personal connections to help us cope. But in Seattle, their solution is a trip to Lowe’s for sexual assistance.



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Colleagues have called me the worst fundraiser ever. My skills are squarely rooted on the journalistic side of running a news outlet. Paying the bills has never been my forte, but we’ve survived. We have ads on the site that help, but since the site’s inception this has been a labor of love that otherwise doesn’t bring in the level of revenue necessary to justify it.

When I left a nice, corporate career in 2017, I did so knowing I wouldn’t make nearly as much money. But what we do at NOQ Report to deliver the truth and fight the progressive mainstream media narrative that has plagued this nation is too important for me to sacrifice it for the sake of wealth. We know we’ll never make a ton of money this way, and we’re okay with that.

Things have become harder with the coronavirus lockdowns. Both ad money and donations that have kept us afloat for a while have dropped dramatically. We thought we could weather the storm, but the so-called “surge” or “2nd-wave” that mainstream media and Democrats are pushing has put our prospects in jeopardy. In short, we are now in desperate need of financial assistance.

The best way NOQ Report readers can help is to donate. Our Giving Fuel page makes it easy to donate one-time or monthly. Alternatively, you can donate through PayPal as well. We need approximately $11,500 to stay afloat for the rest of 2020, but more would be wonderful and any amount that brings us closer to our goal is greatly appreciated.

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When I left my cushy corporate job in 2017, I did so knowing that my family would have to make sacrifices. But I couldn’t continue to watch the nation slip into oblivion and was inspired by President Trump’s willingness to fight the good fight even at his own personal expense. What I didn’t realize then is that conservative media would be so heavily attacked, canceled, and defunded that the sacrifices would be extreme.

Many in this nation are struggling right now even though we weren’t struggling just a few years ago. I’m not alone. But I wake up every morning and operate the sites we’ve been able to build because there’s really no other choice. I refuse to be beholden to Big Tech like so many other conservative news outlets, which is why you won’t see Google ads here. With that said, it’s often challenging to pay the bills and it’s even harder to expand so we can get the America First message out to a wider audience.

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I would even be willing to entertain investments and partnerships at this stage. I’ve turned them down in the past because editorial purity is extremely important. I’ll turn them down again if anyone wants us to start supporting RINOs or avoid “taboo” topics like voter fraud, vaccines, or transgender supremacy. But I’d talk to fellow America First patriots who want to help any (or all) of our 10 news sites. Hit me up at jdrucker (at) substack (dot) com if you’re interested.

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