It’s getting harder and harder to understand what Joe Biden is trying to say at any given moment, especially when he’s not reading a teleprompter. But that’s the state of the Democratic Party and it’s causing fits in mainstream media as they give their college try at keeping his declining cognitive skills a secret to the American people.
The latest spewing of Bidenese came during a press conference… or something. The context is unclear, but it’s impossible to come up with context that would fit this incoherent statement:
“Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin’ a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?”
Joe Biden: "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?" pic.twitter.com/tAAK2XbhrE
— Ella Mizrahi (@EllaMizrahi12) September 15, 2020
Twitter users had questions. Lots of them.
C'mon… the quartermaster in the lady's department store. We've all seen them. Right? Right? Anyone?
— Frankie Five Angels (@MyBigPost) September 15, 2020
If you sit him down in front of a microphone for long enough it’s just a matter of time before Joe says something like, "Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know…” pic.twitter.com/Toh8aATvk3
— Kenny Webster (@KenWebsterII) September 15, 2020
What a day. Trump gets us closer to peace in the Middle East and Biden something with the quartermaster on the second floor, you know.
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) September 15, 2020
“I am Vinz Clortho, quartermaster of Gozor.” pic.twitter.com/cgMCuMHzod
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) September 16, 2020
— Washington Examiner (@dcexaminer) September 15, 2020
My expectations were low, but holy shit. https://t.co/Yz1Q8Emko7
— L (@SomeBitchIKnow) September 15, 2020
‘You know what I mean?’ Joe Biden explains how a quartermaster could easily run the ladies department https://t.co/CFwv9bCd97
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) September 15, 2020
A quartermaster is a military officer in charge of supplies and logistics. Department stores generally don't figure into their work. And they don't have "ladies' departments" these days.
Oh, Mr. Biden.
September 29 is coming. https://t.co/EoTojLSp2Y
— Nan Hayworth, M.D. (@NanHayworth) September 15, 2020
With the debate coming two weeks from today, Democrats are doing everything they can to set expectations as low as possible. Sadly, Joe Biden is so lost sometimes, they can’t get the expectations set low enough.
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