“He’s a dictator!”
“We’re moving to Canada!”
“He can’t do that!”
With a single funny Tweet, President Trump eliminated the competition for the foreseeable future as the collective heads of every Democrat, progressive, and mainstream media pundit exploded simultaneously.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 11, 2019
“I showed my professor the Tweet on my phone. He started turning bright red, then purple, and his head started swelling,” said a student at USC. “We evacuated just in time. From outside the classroom, we heard a small explosion.”
Reaction from the media was limited as most fell victim to the “Tweetimation,” as some are calling it, a play on the “Decimation” from Avengers: Infinity War. But unlike the Decimation which took a randomly selected half of all life across the universe, the Tweetimation only killed off the political left and those suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. While it was felt mostly in the United States, reports are coming in that the effects are also being felt in Iran, China, and North Korea.
The Decimation may have been fictional and the Tweetimation may be satire, but that doesn’t take away from the extreme levels of hatred this single Tweet will create in leftist circles across the country.
We are currently forming the American Conservative Movement. If you are interested in learning more, we will be sending out information in a few weeks.
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