• About
  • Contact
  • Give
Newsletter
NOQ Report - Conservative Christian News, Opinions, and Quotes
Saturday, April 22, 2023
  • Home
    • About
    • Give
  • News
  • Opinions
  • Quotes
  • Around the Web
  • Videos
  • Podcasts
No Result
View All Result
  • Home
    • About
    • Give
  • News
  • Opinions
  • Quotes
  • Around the Web
  • Videos
  • Podcasts
No Result
View All Result
NOQ Report - Conservative Christian News, Opinions, and Quotes
No Result
View All Result

Parents sell naming of their child to KFC for $11,000

by Lorie Wimble
November 1, 2018
in News

Discern Report is the fastest growing America First news aggregator in the nation.

It was supposed to be a contest to celebrate the KFC founder Harland Sanders’ birthday. Upon further review, it’s a cruel use of bribery to compel parents to give their newborn child a name with a backstory that will follow them the rest of their lives.
In August, KFC issued a challenge:

KFC Launches Contest to Inspire the Next Generation of Harlands

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/kfc-launches-contest-to-inspire-the-next-generation-of-harlands-300704025.htmlAccording to the U.S. Social Security Administration, “Harland” ranked #3,257 on the list of most common baby names for 2017. To honor the world’s most famous chicken salesman, continue his namesake and inspire the next generation of entrepreneurs, KFC is offering a college donation to the first child born on the Colonel’s birthday (Sept. 9, 2018) named Harland.

As a birthday gift from the Colonel and KFC, the first baby Harland will receive $11,000 (in honor of KFC’s 11 herbs and spices, of course!) to go towards their college education, setting them up for future success.

That sounds relatively harmless until one takes into account that in this world of personal information flying around the internet, it’s certain that baby Harlands around the nation will be haunted by their parents’ choice to go for chicken dollars. Only one got the money. The rest who named their child Harland on September 9th are stuck with the name without college money set aside for them.
The luck girl was just announced.
https://twitter.com/kfc/status/1057260730209189888

Firearms and Ammunition on sale now: $150 off $1,000+ (use code: APRIL150)

My Take

Granted, this isn’t a big deal. Harland is actually a fine name. But there’s something not right about giving up the naming of your child for a chance at getting $1000 for each herb and spice used in a fast food chicken recipe.

All-American Company First to Offer Frozen AND Freeze-Dried Beef as Food Crisis Worsens

Covid variant BA.5 is spreading. It appears milder but much more contagious and evades natural immunity. Best to boost your immune system with new Z-Dtox and Z-Stack nutraceuticals from our dear friend, the late Dr. Vladimir Zelenko.

Why We “Moderate” a Commentor’s First Post

Tags: ChickenKFCOffbeat
Previous Post

3 tsunami-sized effects of the Republicans holding a House majority

Next Post

CNN editor-at-large already has President Trump's post-election speech prepared

Bypass Big Tech Censors



My Shows

The JD Rucker Show (Rumble)
The JD Rucker Podcast (Apple)
America Out Loud (M-F 8pm ET)
America First Report (Substack)
The Late Prepper (Substack)
End Medical Tyranny (Substack)

Our Sponsors

 
MyPillow Promo Code

MyPatriotSupply

Z-Stack Life

Precious Metals

Bypass Big Tech Censors

RSS The Federalist

  • Louisville Shooter Killed Five To Get Firearms Banned — And Democrats Are Happy To Oblige
  • Transgender-Identified Montana Lawmaker Censured For ‘Hate-Filled’ Comments
  • Netflix’s ‘Beef’ Shows Nothing In The Secular World Can Fill Our Inner Void
  • Ex-CIA Official: Blinken Prompted Infamous Intel Statement Calling Hunter Biden Laptop Russian Disinfo
  • EXPLOSIVE: Whistleblower Points To Biden Admin Obstructing Hunter Biden Tax Probe

RSS The Blaze

  • Belgians destroy 2,352 cans Miller High Life because the 'Champagne of Beers' is not champagne
  • Charles Barkley and Gayle King to host new primetime CNN TV show, NBA legend promises show will be 'non-political,' 'fair and honest'
  • Timeless Glenn Beck clip goes viral; striking parallels resonate with viewers years later
  • Elementary school assistant and 'drag mom' to 11-year-old child drag queen sentenced to less than a year in prison for 11 felony child sex crimes
  • Mother, 9-year-old daughter killed in horrific axe murder; relative arrested

RSS PJ Media

  • Netherlands to Legalize Government Euthanasia for Children as Young as One Year Old
  • BBC Climate Propaganda Teaches Gen Z How to Indoctrinate Their Parents
  • Bragg Drops Appeal After Judge Rules Jim Jordan Can Subpoena Ex-Prosecutor
  • Space X 'Starship' Failure Will Set the Program Back 'Several Months'
  • RFK Jr.: 'Every Totalitarian Regime in the History of Mankind' Has Sought 'Total Control'

RSS National File

  • Virginia: Democrat Socialite, Uni-Party ‘Scion’ Arrested on Child Porn, Attempted Rape Charges
  • Horse Fisting Denver Riggleman Launches PAC to Oppose Gaetz, Freedom Caucus
  • FL Congressional Supporters of Trump Meet at Mar-a-Lago
  • Far Left Black Power Groups Charged for Being Agents of the Russian Government
  • White Woke Evangelicals Triggered By Tweet

RSS Townhall

  • Your Taxes at Work: ‘Eco-Anxiety’ Counseling
  • Nefarius: A Faith-Based Horror Film?
  • On Earth Day, Let Us Give Thanks for Fossil Fuels
  • Dylan Mulvaney Profiting From Nike Bras Made With Cancer-Linked Toxin?
  • A Knowledge of the Past is Our Hope for the Future

RSS RedState

  • Elon Trolls Charlie Sheen and Exposes How Desperate Liberals Are to Be 'Special' Over Us
  • MUST WATCH: Body Language Expert Figures out Exactly What Bud Light VP Was Thinking With Her Mulvaney Marketing Mess
  • NYPD Official's Bizarre Antics Drive Staff Crazy, Causing More Than 10 Officers to Quit
  • New Report: Airman Started Leaking Highly Classified Documents Over a Year Ago and No One Caught On
  • Biden's Clean-Up Crew Tries to Deflect the Intel Letter Scandal, but Inconvenient Congressional Testimony Emerges
  • About
  • Contact
  • Give

© 2022 NOQ Report

No Result
View All Result
  • Home
    • About
    • Give
  • News
  • Opinions
  • Quotes
  • Around the Web
  • Videos
  • Podcasts

© 2022 NOQ Report

Session expired

Please log in again. The login page will open in a new tab. After logging in you can close it and return to this page.

>