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Call a mulligan: The DC universe should get an immediate reboot

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Call a mulligan The DC universe should get an immediate reboot

After failing miserably with, well, every DC Comics movie other than Wonder Woman, Warner Bros. should consider calling a mulligan. They had some good ideas, ambitious plans, strong casts and great directors. They just couldn’t make it all fit together properly.

It’s still early. They can start from (almost) scratch. Keep the things that worked, such as some of the casts, and dump everything else. Here’s how that would work…

Keep some cast, lose others

Gal Gadot is as much Wonder Woman now as Robert Downey Jr. is Iron Man. Ezra Miller and Ray Fisher are great as The Flash and Cyborg. Jason Momoa may or may not be right for Aquaman, but if he stays he’d need to change his persona. Lastly, J.K. Simmons makes for an interesting Commissioner Gordon.

Everyone else should go. Replace Ben Affleck with Jon Hamm. Get an American, any American, to play the Man of Steel. Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor is ludicrous. All of the side characters can be bumped as well.

As for the cast of Suicide Squad, why don’t we just pretend that storyline is gone. Speaking of storyline…

Start from the middle

Marvel was able to put together a strong origin story for all of their superheroes. They did it in chronological order for each individual character, then brought them in at a good pace (with the exception of Hulk, but that’s their double-mulligan and they got it right eventually).

DC tried to do pretty much the same with one notable exception: Batman. He’s older and grizzled in this DC universe. Robin is already dead. He’s already dispatched with some of his old foes and is now into Justice League mode. This was a great way to frame the whole story and they should try a different variation with the whole DC storyline.

Forget about pitting Batman versus Superman. That was intended to drive the formation of the Justice League itself, but it was amateur in execution and convoluted in delivery. Don’t get me started with the Martha incident.

Pick up the story from the middle. The Justice League and Legion of Doom are already formed. They’ve already fought some battles. Perhaps the storyline can launch with a conspicuous absence of the Legion for a year or two and the Justice League is focused on preparation for other potential dangers to the planet. So far, every movie has seen existential threats. Tone it down. Hint at previous stories that can be told in future movies. It’s challenging to make good movies when the main character is known to have survived, but addressing those concerns and still maintaining tension makes it possible to have incredible story telling and even stronger movies. They did it with Wonder Woman by introducing her first, then telling her origin story later. Do it with all of them.

Another option would be to bring Superman in later. It’s always been one of the biggest dilemmas in the DC universe to find foes worthy of Superman. Imagine a universe where Superman is just Clark Kent for the first 30+ years of his life. He’s just a guy trying to get by at the Daily Planet. He doesn’t become Superman until the Justice League meets its match, perhaps in a movie after the first Justice League reboot movie when other aliens/demons/whatever attack. Then, Clark Kent can safely reveal he’s also not from here.

All of this would be risky, but at this point they have nothing to lose. Their on the verge of having a break-even outing for what was supposed to be their biggest blockbuster to date. That doesn’t bode well for the “safe” storyline they’ve been using so far.

Scratch everything else

New directors. New writers. New look and feel. That’s not to say they didn’t have talent on the crew, but let’s face it. None of it meshed properly. Wipe the whole board clean, take a couple of years to flesh it out, make a real plan that doesn’t have to rely on superheroes whose mothers have the same first name, and let’s put a real DC universe together on the big screen.

+Jesseb Shiloh is not-so-new to blogging. He enjoys things that most don't and doesn't mind and occasional nap. And he's never ambiguous nor contradictory most of the time. Find him on Twitter.

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  1. ed

    December 6, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Get rid of all the gay and queer scenes on all DC shows & movies.

    Supergirl is almost unwatchable because of the homosexuality and feminism that is forced into every scene – whether it advances the storyline or not.

    Flash is quickly becoming unwatchable and DC Legends (though they usually have great story-lines are almost unwatchable as well because despite the hot ladies & handsome men on the show, all the attractions appear to be homosexual in nature.

    If DC is trying to say that becoming a superhero starts with becoming homosexual, they will deserve to continue to lose their audience and their movies & TV shows deserve to fail.

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LeSean McCoy domestic violence accusation: the “Hold My Beer” of recent NFL player scandals

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Players getting into trouble off the field is nothing new for the NFL, but the accusations levied against LeSean McCoy on Instagram tops the accusations made and found true against the likes of Ray Rice, Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, and countless others. This follows a recent arrest of former Seattle Seahawk, Brandon Browner, being charged with attempted murder. 

Shady McCoy is publicly accused of illegal drugs, PED, animal abuse, domestic abuse, and child abuse. The seriousness of the accusations alone could endanger his career. Like any person guilty or innocent, McCoy took to denying the accusations, claiming to have had no direct contact with them in months.

But the evidence is being gathered. Police say they are investigating a home invasion of the victim’s residence. So far, McCoy has not been named a person of interest.

Furthermore TMZ reports that the victim has lawyered up and named LeSean McCoy as the orchestrater of the attack. This changes the narrative from the original IG post, but in no way lessens the severity. As of now, McCoy stands accused of sending people to do this attack.

TMZ Report:

Delicia Cordon has hired attorney Tanya Mitchell Graham — who issued a statement saying Delicia was sleeping early Tuesday morning when a man entered her Georgia home and pistol whipped her.

Graham says the assailant demanded specific items of jewelry that had been given to her by McCoy — jewelry that McCoy had previously demanded she return to him. She claims the victim also sustained injuries to her wrist when the assailant tried to rip off her bracelet.

Graham claims before the incident, McCoy “would often suggest to Ms. Cordon that she could be robbed because the jewelry was expensive.”

Graham — who’s joined by associate attorneys Demetrius Price and Kiarra Brown — never straight-up accuses McCoy of criminal activity, but strongly implies it.

For example, Graham claims the assailant entered the house with NO signs of forced entry. She also claims McCoy changed the security system at the house and did not give Cordon access to the new one.

She also claims McCoy has a documented history of having other people do his dirty work for him — and references the time he allegedly ordered other people to evict her from his home in June and remove her furniture from the house.

Graham says despite the fact Cordon and McCoy have had a relationship since 2016, he has NOT called to check in on her since the details of the violent attack went public.

Final Thoughts

LeSean McCoy doesn’t have a reputation for being a model citizen. As Smitty of Barstool Sports notes:

The odds of Shady McCoy being guilty are high. That being said, the NFL doesn’t wait for due process. Otherwise Ezekiel Elliott wouldn’t have undergone a 6 game suspension. They will have to act as this scandal is prime to escalate and disrupt the storyline of the upcoming season.

Originally published on Startup Christ.

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NBA players choose collusion over competition

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In every other sports league, there is competition among the franchises. The NFL has new teams rising and falling every year. Baseball is a whole new season, come October. The NHL playoffs are perhaps the most exciting competition in all of sports. In college basketball, a 16 beat a 1. Yet in opposition to its fellow sports leagues, the NBA is entirely predictable.

The offseason has brought excitement with the long-anticipated relocation of LeBron James. But him landing in Los Angeles was the guess of most pundits amateur and professional. The Lakers are now a playoff contender barring injury. But even away from the Cavs, LeBron is still no match for Golden State.

Superteams are bad for sports

Having the best players fall on one team is fine and dandy when it is natural and done over time. The New York Yankees are among the top contenders in baseball. Contrary to stereotype, they are talented because they established an excellent farm system. It is completely fair for them to end up being the best (again). If Derek Jeter’s strategy works, the Marlins will turn themselves around.

The Warriors are a different story. Yes, they drafted well and traded well. But then they sign Kevin Durant, a top player. Then they sign DaMarcus Cousins, another top player. Cousins. Both of these players shamelessly sold out for the privilege of being on a winning team. Durant joining the Warrior is the equivalent of Ovechkin joining the Penguins. But he didn’t because he cares about his legacy and not his rings. Cousins was perhaps just as bad seeing as he took a deal well below his market value even if injured.

One cannot blame the Warriors for preserving their dynasty which increased the team value 19% in the last year according to Forbes. It’s good for their business, in a league where several teams can’t break past $20 million in operating income. But the league will suffer. The NBA has largely benefited from people enjoying the ride, but it’s inescapable how anticlimactic the end is. The Warriors win. The 2019 NBA finals is already similarly boring, in that, everyone who isn’t a hopeless dreamer already knows the outcome.

The NBA needs to save the competitiveness of its league. A handful of teams now compose the NBA, whilst the others are relegated to being developmental feeding grounds. Top players aren’t interested in rivalry with each other. Rather, they prefer to join forces even to the point of destroying the competition the league was known for. An NBA ring is depreciated in its value, at least if you are a Warrior. Yet players aren’t against colluding for a piece of jewelry at the expense of their honor. This fundamental cultural flaw won’t go away on its own. The NBA should strongly consider curbing this trend either through stricter salary caps or some other creative means.

So far they’ve been content to let ESPN dictate their trajectory and competitive strategy. It seems worth it to leave the elephant unaddressed so long as there’s a raging debate between Team Jordan and the Bronsexuals. Such contentment now has James in the same conference as the Warriors making 2019 a much less exciting finals.

Originally published on StartupChrist.com

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The AAF is the NFL’s newest worry

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Two months ago, the NFL’s long-term demise may have been spelled by the revival of the XFL. The XFL was initially a football league in 2001, but now Vince McMahon wants to revive it. While announcements about the XFL have been dormant since January, a new player is emerging and faster. The Alliance of American Football or the AAF has been formed and will play a 2019 season the week after the Superbowl.

The AAF, in contrast, Vince McMahon and the XFL have given more concise answers to the many questions asked. Make no mistake, the AAF is a substantially more potent threat than the XFL. The AAF not only is going to begin a year earlier but also has TV contracts ready with CBS. The AAF will also stream games and incorporate fantasy football.

The biggest reason the AAF is a threat is management. The AAF is founded by Charlie Ebersol, who has worked for the NFL and sports media. He even made a documentary as to why the 2001 XFL failed. The AAF also has a number of credible football players serving as executives and advisers. Among them are Hines Ward, Troy Polamalu, Jared Allen, and Justin Tuck. The AAF also has the legendary team builder and executive Bill Polian. A B-List idea with A-Team management is a recipe for success in business. This is why the AAF has garnered the backing of venture capitalist firms such Founders Fund featuring the country’s top VC, Peter Thiel ad Cherning Group.

The AAF during its announcement stated that it would fill a void where the NFL ends in February. In this void, many sports fans stop watching sports and stop participating in fantasy sports. The AAF also wants to reach the large pool of college football players who don’t wind up in the NFL. Other sports have multiple professional leagues in the NFL.

The AAF will have 8 teams, 10 games, and a two-week playoff. In eliminating injuries and maintaining excitement, the AAF is eliminating the kickoff, and will instead start the 25-yard line. For teams seeking an onside kick, will have 4th and 10 on their 35. The extra point is eliminated; teams have to go for 2. Teams will have two replays a game. To speed the game, the play clock will be 30 seconds, matching the increasing pace of the game. The AAF will also change the way players are compensated with win bonuses, stat bonuses, and fan engagement bonuses. On top of these bonuses, the league will also provide scholarships for their future off the field.

For fans, the tickets and concessions will be cheap. This is in sharp contrast to the NFL where tickets prices are rising even for mediocre teams. TV timeouts will also be done away with. Commercials will only take place during natural breaks. In April the cities will be announced. Note: they’ve already been decided, but they want us talking about it later, something that isn’t happening with the XFL.

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Takeaway

Unlike the XFL, the Alliance of American Football announced its existence with far more questions answered. While the Alliance didn’t touch on the National Anthem or criminal records, they also answered far more questions about their gameplay than Vince McMahon’s vague announcement. While the NFL has a complement in the Alliance of American Football, this alliance may in years to come be a fierce competitor. In the meantime, rather than being disruptive, Charlie Ebersol and his staff are focusing on being useful. This strategy is far more conducive to long-term success.

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