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What if Padmé Amidala reported on Anakin Skywalker?



What if Padm Amidala reported on Anakin Skywalker

I remember the scene in which Padme Amidala told Anakin Skywalker right up front, that he was getting into her ‘space’ and making her uncomfortable.  I will admit that I have done that to many women myself and maybe that is why I am still single.  Unlike, Padme, most of them just don’t want to own up to it and like Jabba the Hutt they send someone else to do their dirty work.  I even got a call from the police, with just a warning.  At least they don’t try to kill me like Greedo.  I kind of like the idea of him firing the first shot however.  I am not preoccupied with 1977 you know.

As for Anakin getting shafted by the Jedi for ‘sexual harassment,’ they better take care of themselves if they did.  I think he would have gone Sith much sooner.  I would if I was Anakin, especially if I get called in after my mother was killed by the Tuskens.  I can only take so much.  I want to be more than just a man “going my way.”   Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious would agree.  Now we know why the Jedi had a no romance policy.

Can’t we just enjoy a little Science Fantasy without the real political world taking away our escape from those issues.  Just for a few hours at least?


Leftist Op-Ed Attacks Anakin Skywalker for his ‘Toxic Masculinity’…’ve reached that time of year again when Disney churns out another Star Wars film. No doubt reigniting the same age-old questions. Did Han shoot first (spoiler alert: he was the only one to shoot)? Why do fanboys go nuts for a klutz in a jetpack who fell down a hole? How the hell did Jar-Jar Binks ever make it past storyboards?

Leftists, on the other hand, have different questions in mind. Namely, why didn’t the Jedi Council reprimand and banish Anakin Skywalker for his uber-toxic masculinity? Yes, really:

Someone who wants to be a voice for liberty and freedom. Telecom (Radio/TV) Pikes Peak Community College 1993-1998, BS Journalism, minor Political Science, Colorado State University-Pueblo 1999-2004

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