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We’ve always been at war with Eurasia

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On Wednesday, as Daily Caller reports, White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders asserted that Donald Trump has “always wanted responsible immigration reform,” including legislative amnesty for DREAMers.

Wut.

I’m old enough to remember all the way back to last year when Trump pledged time and again during the campaign, “There will be no amnesty.” I vaguely recall strong anti-illegal immigration reform being a central pillar of Trump’s platform.

The Atlantic found that the top two concerns facing white working-class voters in 2016 (approximately two-thirds of whom opted for Trump) were: 1) “anxiety about cultural change,” specifically that “the American way of life needs to be protected from foreign influence,” and 2) immigration, although I would argue that the two issues are largely similar when immigrants, legal or otherwise, refuse to assimilate to Western Civilization.

But no, Trump has “always” been in favor of amnesty, especially for DACA beneficiaries. The intellectually honest on both Right and Left will recognize this absurd lie as exactly that, but I’m concerned by how many of Trump’s supporters have jumped aboard this revision of very recent history. Unfortunately, this is hardly a new problem.

In George Orwell’s 1984, which Hillary Clinton believes is about why it’s so important to trust political leaders and journalists, the central country of Oceania is involved in a perpetual war with Eurasia and has allied with Eastasia. Ensuring an appearance of consistency, the government claims that it has always been at war with Eurasia and edits all historical materials to reflect such, despite the protagonist’s recollection of an alliance with Eurasia as recently as four years prior.

At one critical moment, the government reverses its loyalties again, with an official switching the name of the enemy to Eastasia mid-sentence, causing the crowd to “discover” that nearby flags and posters declaring Eastasia an ally are false propaganda linked to a conspiracy to undermine the government.

Almost instantly, everyone accepts that Eastasia has always been their enemy, and Eurasia has always been their ally.

Snatches of this frightening dystopian doublethink are readily observable today, and not just regarding Sanders’s stunning declaration that Trump has always supported amnesty.

Countless Trump cultists refuse to acknowledge that Trump has spent over two-thirds of his life (half a century) as a Democrat, plus his time as an Independent and a member of the Reform Party.

Millions of Evangelical voters who disappeared in 2012 on supposedly moral grounds, refusing to vote for a Mormon, have incorporated doublethink to the point of seeing an unfaithful man of multiple marriages like Trump as a moral champion.

Try to get a Trump devotee to admit that the president has repeatedly called for single-payer healthcare and is a longtime personal friend of the Clintons. It will never work.

Contrary to Madam Clinton’s interpretation, some of the key takeaways from Orwell’s clarion call are the dangers of letting others do the thinking for you by submitting unquestioningly on the testimony of corrupt media and politicians. The book is a warning against cultist devotion to a totalitarian government.

Maybe someday progressives like Hillary and Trump will convince us to love Big Brother and call four fingers five. But for right now, they’re not fooling anyone. We know who we’re at war with, and I certainly hope we don’t forget our allies.

Richie Angel is a Co-Editor in Chief of The New Guards. Follow him and The New Guards on Twitter, and check out The New Guards on Facebook.

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After identifying as a man, woman identifies as a dog

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After identifying as a man woman identifies as a dog

A lot of couples role play in marriage. This Los Angeles couple takes it to the next level: trans-dog. This is another instance where South Park predicted the future. In the 2005 episode Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina, Mr. Garrison gets a vagina, Kyle gets surgery to become tall and black, and Gerald undergoes surgery to become a dolphin. The desire to become a dolphin began when Gerald, after assisting his son in becoming black, decides to take his love of dolphins to the extreme. “Tony Bark” doesn’t go as far to undergo cosmetic surgery yet she nonetheless engages in serious role play believing she is one with the pack. Her husband/handler is entirely supportive of her being trans-dog.

Initial Story (with gender edits to avoid PC confusion)

Playing fetch on all fours might seem like an unusual activity for an adult, but one man who identifies as a dog says it has brought [her] closer to [her] husband.

Tony McGinn, known as ‘Tony Bark’ to his friends, says [she] has been into animal role-play [her] entire life, and refers to [herself] as a ‘human pup’.

The 30-year-old, who was born female and is transgender, is supported by [her] husband and ‘handler’ Andrew who accompanies [her] to regular play dates with other role-players in their hometown of Los Angeles.

Tony said: ‘To me a dog is everything pure in the world. Dogs experience the world through a lens of pure joy that I don’t think other animals have.

‘A lot of little kids like to play like they’re a dog and most of them grow out of it. I just never grew out of that.

‘And now in my adult life, in my relationships, it’s a way for me to feel vulnerable and exposed and close to my partner. It’s a very intimate thing.

‘Imagine if the easiest way to delight your partner is you just throw a ball across the room. Relationships wouldn’t fail anymore if that’s all you had to do.’

Andrew added: ‘I hang out and I provide him with lots of attention and tell him he is a good boy. That’s basically 90 percent of it.

[She] maintains that [her] pastime remains an entirely innocent hobby.

‘For me it’s not sexual but it’s still a form of intimacy because it is a vulnerable place,’ he said. ‘It’s a bit of a power dynamic that puts Andrew in charge and I enjoy that.’

Andrew added: ‘We don’t make it sexual but I have nothing against those who do.’

Takeaway

The most surprising aspect about this story is the lack of sexual component. And while the article views this as role play, who is to say that this won’t be taken as seriously as her claiming to be a man is. After all, in 2005, South Park portrayed both transgenderism, transracism, and transpeciesism as equally insane. No longer is it viewed as such. It’s actually a little relieving that British clickbait tabloid, Daily Mail did not legitimize it to the extent in which they glamorized it. It is also good that in 2018, society hasn’t legitimized being trans-dog yet. Matt Walsh brought a refreshing tweet on the loop this person has created:

Increasingly in our society, people don’t want to grow up and aren’t being told no. This is how a thirty year old woman ends up thinking she’s a dog. At the end of the day, people need to hear the truth, and every hobby necessitates moderation. Taking a hobby this far can be of no benefit to mental health. but I suppose the same can be said about transgenderism.

Related: Predictable: Man becomes woman for cheaper car insurance.

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Trump haters mock #PresidentialAlert to make themselves feel better

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Trump haters mock PresidentialAlert to make themselves feel better

Everyone loves a good gag. The images, comments, and gifs on Twitter make it a great venue to have a little fun with something. The latest victim was the #PresidentialAlert sent to the vast majority of cell phones on U.S. carriers.

The responses on Twitter have been hilarious. Some are quite sad, especially the responses from unhinged leftist celebrities who didn’t have enough time for their staff to come up with anything clever while the hashtag was trending.

Nevertheless, I feel better after reading some of them. And yes, KD ruined the NBA.

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Ben Shapiro on moving the goalpost

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Ben Shapiro on moving the goalpost

Democrats have demonstrated throughout the Brett Kavanaugh confirmation debacle that they want conflict instead of solutions. They make demands. Those demands are met. They change their demands. Rinse. Repeat.

After incessant calls for the FBI to investigate Kavanaugh, the GOP relented. That wasn’t good enough. They wanted the victim to be heard. That wasn’t good enough. They wanted to question Kavanaugh directly. That wasn’t good enough.

Now it appears they’re setting everything up to position Kavanaugh as an aggressive drunk who lied to the Senate Judiciary Committee. They setting him up for perjury to either block his nomination or impeach him if they take control of the House in the midterms. Party over country. That’s the Democrats’ way.

Conservative rising star Ben Shapiro issued a mild warning to them. Are they opening up their own Pandora’s Box by setting the standard for sexual deviancy as drinking too much? Capitol Hill has never been known as a place for the most sober.

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